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when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the epic conclusion to The Hangover Trilogy – in theaters TODAY! Get tickets: http://hangoverpart3.com
does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
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if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
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Everybody thinks “pretty” girls have it easy. They get more attention in school and out in public and from boys and pretty much the whole goddamn world. But is that really a good thing? They never know when someone is being genuine, the boys just wanna use them and leave, they never know if they really accomplished anything or if they’re simply being praised for their genetic make up, they could be the smartest person in the whole room and no one would care because they’re just “pretty”.
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