michael cera for best actor
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
"So I lay my head back down and I lift my hands and pray to be only yours. I know now you’re my only hope.”
do you ever think about how no one ever fucking stays and no one has ever really truly cared about you enough to stay and think that everyone you have met and are going to meet will never care enough about you to stay till they get what they want then just leave instead of someone just staying because they care about you for longer then a week or a few weeks and you just never see that ever happening and you just get in this really fucking shitty mood bc s a m e
Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he’s done all right for himself.